Young girl: Mommy, is Canada in Europe?
Sister of young girl: Of course it is, stupid! It’s right next to Quebec.
Mom: Uh, no honey, it’s in…
Sister of young girl: It’s in Europe.
Mom: No, it’s in…
Sister of young girl: Europe!
Mom: Fine! Canada is in Europe.

–Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: Lydia