Girl #1: I think I’m go­ing to be­come Catholic.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Be­cause they have cool shit like saints and con­fes­sion. And re­al­ly short ser­vices.
Girl #2: Yeah, mass will be re­al­ly short when they chase you out with torch­es and pitch­forks, be­cause you’re a huge fuck­ing dyke.
Girl #1: Fuck you.

–Grand Cen­tral