20-some­thing man #1: So you got a rap job?
20-some­thing man #2: Yeah. My girl loves it.
20-some­thing man #1: Re­al­ly?
20-some­thing man #2: Yeah, she thinks I’m, like, in­tel­lec­tu­al. It’s like, it’s not rap to her. It’s like…words, ya know?
20-some­thing man #1: I hear ya, man…

–LIRR