(crowd of shriek­ing teenage girls out­side Trump Ho­tel)
Ditzy woman #1 shout­ing: Look at that! Stu­pid peo­ple protest­ing! What id­iots. Why would they be protest­ing?
Ditzy woman #2: Yeah. Lame!
By­stander: They aren’t protest­ing. They are wait­ing for The Jonas Broth­ers to leave the ho­tel.

–Out­side Trump In­ter­na­tion­al Ho­tel

Over­heard by: An­nie in MN