Of­fi­cer to old la­dy: Hey, don’t leave you bag on the floor, there are ter­ror­ist every­where.

–45th St & 3rd Ave

Over­heard by: StriderNo9

Suit on cell: So you’re gonna vote for a Mus­lim and a ter­ror­ist?

–Mo­MA

Hip­ster to friend: Yeah, ter­ror­ists to­tal­ly love Bush.

–46th and 9th

Over­heard by: choos­ing not to cap­i­tal­ize the B

Tourist: Are you guys ter­ror­ists?

–Ral­ly for Gaza, 42nd & 7th

Over­heard by: ooga booga

Loud black queer teen: But his best joke was like “What do you call peo­ple who hate ketchup?” (no re­sponse) “Al-Qae­da!” (bursts out laugh­ing) Get it? It’s fun­ny be­cause they don’t have ketchup in Iraq!

–1 Train

Over­heard by: Ketchup lover