Officer to old lady: Hey, don’t leave you bag on the floor, there are terrorist everywhere.
–45th St & 3rd Ave
Overheard by: StriderNo9
Suit on cell: So you’re gonna vote for a Muslim and a terrorist?
Hipster to friend: Yeah, terrorists totally love Bush.
–46th and 9th
Overheard by: choosing not to capitalize the B
Tourist: Are you guys terrorists?
–Rally for Gaza, 42nd & 7th
Overheard by: ooga booga
Loud black queer teen: But his best joke was like “What do you call people who hate ketchup?” (no response) “Al-Qaeda!” (bursts out laughing) Get it? It’s funny because they don’t have ketchup in Iraq!
Overheard by: Ketchup lover