16-year-old girl on cell: So like, for Halloween my mom told me about this strip club we could go to…
–110th & Central Park West
Overheard by: sophie Balis-Harris
Drunk stumbling Yankee meathead to fellow meatheads: Yo! Let’s get some fucking strippers! I don’t give a fuck about my girlfriend! (pauses and looks around) If I drop any more beer on this woman… (spills half his cup on her back) Ah, fuck.
Overheard by: seat 12 section 23
20-something woman on cell: What, you had sex with that stripper?!
Overheard by: Liz
Drunk suit: Yeah…we did it up fo’ my son’s 18th birfday. He be graduatin and all this year, so we sprung fo’ a stripper.
Overheard by: Kate
Teen screaming into cell: Stripper. (pause) No, stripper!