Guy #1: You know how people say that if you give homeless people money, all they’ll buy is drugs and alcohol?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Well, fuck, that’s what I would buy!

–9th St & University Place

Overheard by: Jazz

Headline by: bq

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· “I Guess That Explains the Cardboard Box You Live In…” — Timmy
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· “Michael Phelps Has an Epiphany” — JohnnyB
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· “That’s Why You Don’t Have Full Access to Your Trust Fund” — Keith

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