Com­e­dy show pro­mot­er: Com­e­dy show tonight! 50% off, right here! What about you guys?
Mid­dle-aged woman with hus­band: No thanks, we’re see­ing a movie.
Com­e­dy show pro­mot­er: What about af­ter your movie? We got late shows too!
Mid­dle-aged woman: That’s when we go home and have sex. Thanks, though.

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Lau­ra