Young woman to another: But do you know how big a horse dick is?
–5th Ave & Carroll, Park Slope
Girl: I’m really tired. I’m, like, an animal activist right now.
–Parking Lot, Broadway Mall
Overheard by: Lysa
Student: I’m not that sensitive. I can watch those videos where they like, torture the animal or whatever, and then I’ll go eat it.
–Cardozo Law School
Asian girl: Does this make me look like a sad Panda?
–NYU Dining Hall
Columbia girl: I’d never have asked if I knew he was the one who’d killed it. But I didn’t suspect him. Who’d spend their time strangling a gerbil?
Overheard by: Who’d have thought?
Guido to friend: Yo, it smells like a skunk burped up a hot dog.
Lady on speaker: If you have an animal, please do not put it through the X‑ray.