Girl #1 to group: Well, he does­n’t have a job, or a car, and has a cat named Je­di.
Girl #2: Wait…who is this?
Girl #1: The guy I slept with last week.
Girl #2 (sar­cas­ti­cal­ly): Qual­i­ty!
Girl #1: Well that’s why I just slept with him, in­stead of dat­ed him.

–Ther­a­py Bar