Techie in suit: I mean, there are two reasons. A: it’s better.
Meathead friend: Uh-huh.
Techie: A: it’s warmer.
Meathead: Uh-huh.
Techie: B: the women there are much more receptive to thinly veiled suggestion.
Meathead: Uh…
Techie: What I mean by that is that they have low self esteem. I do my best work with low self esteem.

–14th St & 8th Ave Subway Station

Overheard by: Rebecca