Bi-curious guy to gaggle of girls: He wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror and says, “I hope I don’t have herpes.“
Girl #1: Has he gotten tested?
Bi-curious guy: No, he’s too afraid.
Girl #2: I would be too if I’d been around that much dirty snatch.
Girl #1: Wouldn’t you be able to tell if you had herpes?

–Sheepshead Bay