Frus­trat­ed woman lay­ing out: Ac­tu­al­ly, no, he did­n’t say he would call me, he said he would “ring” me.
In­dig­nant friend: What an ass­hole! Like se­ri­ous­ly, you’re not British!

–Sheep Mead­ow

Over­heard by: Hen­ry Hig­gins