Suit #1: I had to dig a four foot trench last week­end.
Suit #2: Why?
Suit #1: Well, we’re putting a wa­ter­fall in­to my swim­ming pool.
Suit #1: That’s why they in­vent­ed Mex­i­cans.

–Trin­i­ty Place

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