Trashy Jer­sey man: That guy is such a jerk to his wife.
Trashy Jer­sey woman: Yeah, one time I peed my­self in his car just to make him mad. I told him, “I just peed in your car.” He was mad.
Trashy Jer­sey man: That was a good idea. Or you could have bust­ed his face with a bot­tle.

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