Hy­per teenage blonde: Hey, know what I just re­al­ized?
20-some­thing blonde sis­ter: Okay, wait. In the in­ter­est of sav­ing time, I’m gonna pull my hand back like so be­fore you start talk­ing. Now you can go ahead and say what you want­ed to say, but just know that if it’s some­thing ig­no­rant or re­tard­ed, I’m gonna slap you out of your shoes and right off the side­walk, and then keep slap­ping you un­til we get home. Is what­ev­er you want to say worth it?
(long pause)
Hy­per teenage blonde: No?

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Re­al­ly want to know what she was gonna say