Husband pushing carriage to wife: You’re lucky I’m on my way to church right now, or I’d kill you.
–Upper West Side
Chick on cell: But the real question is, is he Catholic? And an insomniac?
–113th & Broadway
Overheard by: Poogins
Sequined Australian drag queen: Well, I know an Antichrist religion when I see it.
–2nd St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Alisha
Girl on phone: He told me he was raped by a Catholic priest when he was little, but like I don’t believe him.
–Butler Library, Columbia University
Train conductor: 110th Street, Cathedral Parkway. There are churches here, you know.
Man to woman, after getting off cell phone: Ah, that was Nancy–booty call. She says I gotta get over there before she’s got to go to church.
Overheard by: spygirl