La­dy to an­oth­er: I’m wax­ing my crotch whether he likes it or not!

–52nd & Madi­son

Over­heard by: someguys­likethe­jun­gle

Pre­teen: Yo, she bit Mark’s crotch!

–66th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: dan

Girl to an­oth­er: I don’t think he’d like your stilet­to heel in his ac­tu­al crotch. Oh, now your twat is all over the place.

–Olive­bridge

Man on cell, notic­ing, “The Big Pe­nis Book”: Hey, I’m at this book­store and they have this big book of penis­es… Oh, you have it al­ready? The big book, with the pink cov­er and crotch on the front? Oh, okay, cool.

–Book­store, Brookyln

Bim­bo: Crotch­es are al­ways wrong!

–Amer­i­can Ap­par­el Store