Stu­dent, ex­plain­ing a ba­by car­ri­er he made: In or­der to make sure it would hold the weight of a ba­by, I test­ed it with an Ab­so­lut vod­ka bot­tle.
Pro­fes­sor: You should have brought that in too. I think I have ton­ic in my bag.

–Par­sons School of De­sign

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