Queer #1: Black peo­ple re­al­ly must like tak­ing the bus.
Queer #2: You’re dis­gust­ing.
Queer #1: What? I al­ways see them wait­ing in line for bus­es.
Queer #2: That’s be­cause they may have some fi­nan­cial is­sues.
Queer #1: Well, so do I, but I don’t take the bus.
Queer #2: On­ly buy­ing things that are on sale at Bergdor­f’s and liv­ing pay­check to pay­check are two very dif­fer­ent things.

–14th St & 8th Ave