Tourist #1: Where are we go­ing? Do you know where we’re go­ing?
Tourist #2: Oh, yeah. I rec­og­nize this. We’re go­ing north. We’re def­i­nite­ly go­ing north.
Tourist #1: Oh, yeah, you’re right.
Near­by New York­er: I hate this place. They’re all crazy.

–Cross­ing Broad­way & 42nd St