Tourist: Hey look, it’s 42nd Street! They named it after a Broadway show.
Overheard by: Really? REALLY!?!
Tourist dad, as shuttle to Grand Central comes in: No! We need to take the purple to Grand Central Station, then the green!
–Times Square Shuttle Platform
Overheard by: D‑Law
Male tourist, watching stranger propose underneath Christmas tree: Hey buddy, did you go to Jared?
Southern tourist lady, as subway stops: Oh no, I think the train ran out of gas!
Overheard by: Matt
Southern tourist: I guess the birds ate all the hands off the statues.
–The Cloisters, Harlem
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