Loud chick to male com­pan­ion: And she sings when she or­gasms! Like, “a‑a-a-a-aaaah!” and “e‑e-e-e-eeeeeee!”

–Down­town 1 Train

Over­heard by: La­dle

Man out­side Star­bucks: Dude! I gave Sharon an or­gasm over the phone last night. (laughs)

–Star­bucks, 14th St

Over­heard by: Eliz­abel

Sub­way mu­si­cian: Y’all bet­ter be good ’cause San­ta Claus on­ly comes once a year. But that’s be­tween him and Mrs. Claus.

–W 4th St Sub­way Plat­form

Young man on cell: It looks like a 42-inch or­gasm.

–Pos­man Books, Grand Cen­tral Ter­mi­nal

Over­heard by: ant

Hot chick to an­oth­er: You’re like the Moth­er Tere­sa of or­gasms!

–1020 Bar, 110th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Chuck Bass