HS boy #1: So any­way, I told my mom that I’m go­ing to get my eye­brow pierced when I grad­u­ate.
HS boy #2: Oh yeah? And what did she say?
HS boy #1: She told me that if I got it pierced, she’d grab me by the eye­brow ring and swing me around the room un­til my face ripped off.

–5 train

Over­heard by: christi­na