Woman to friend: I woke up, and he was fuck­ing my ear! Fuck­ing my ear! Fuck. Ing. My. Ear!

–Walk­er & Canal

Over­heard by: of­fice pe­on

Girl on cell: So yeah, he just kin­da turned to her, hand­ed her some nap­kins and told her to pre­pare her­self for a good fin­ger­ing.

–New Jer­sey Tran­sit

Girl in school hall­way: Nasty lit­tle tenth graders hav­ing sex in the stair­wells…

–Bard High School Ear­ly Col­lege

Guy to an­oth­er: There’s on­ly three things peo­ple need in this world. Sex. Food. (pause) Yeah, okay, that’s it.

–125th & Lex­ing­ton

Stu­dent #1: (makes elab­o­rate point with with am­ple hand ges­tic­u­la­tion)
Stu­dent #2: Oh wow. You just made love to me with words.

–113th & Broad­way

Crazy la­dy: San­ta ain’t comin’ to Brook­lyn! And I’ll be drunk to­mor­row, don’t you ring my bell! (gets off train and leaves bag. 20-some­thing guy gives it to her) Have we had sex be­fore!? We should have sex! I like you! (doors start clos­ing) We should re­al­ly have sex!

–C Train