20-something girl: I don’t believe in foundation makeup.
50-something woman: Really?
20-something girl: I used to wear it a long time ago, when I was younger, but it makes you look so fake, like a doll…which is stupid because we’re people!

–Madison Square Park

Headline by: Skipper

Runners-Up:
· “…And That’s When I Dropped Out Of Clown School.” — Danny the Mullins
· “Barbie’s Infiltration Plan Is Working” — Natalie
· “Besides, The Tips at the Carnival Were Totally Not Cutting It” — Dave
· “Britney Tries Her Hand at Philosophy” — Fresca P.
· “Excerpts from the Human Tissue-Silicone Ratio Debate” — ty
· “I Also Refuse Parachutes; I Ain’t No Bird!” — Jeff
· “Max Factor Is…People!” — Chris

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