EMT #1, to vomiting wino: What’s your name?
Wino: Dennis.
EMT #1: Dennis? Okay, Dennis, we’re gonna…
Wino: (unintelligible muttering)
EMT #1: What?
Wino: (unintelligible muttering)
EMT #2: Well, what’s your name when you’re not drunk?

–Broadway & Astor Place

Overheard by: Rachel Silver