Flight at­ten­dant: In case of an emer­gency, please place the oxy­gen mask on your­self first. You may then help your fa­vorite child or the one with the most po­ten­tial.
Well dressed fa­ther: Which one would that be?
Bored moth­er: Nei­ther.

–JFK

Over­heard by: Glad my kids weren’t with me