Girl on cell: I don’t know what it is with me and vir­gins. I think I’ve col­lect­ed like four vir­gin scalps.

–Q58 Bus

Over­heard by: Tom

Cashier, scream­ing to friend cashier: But why do you have to tell every­one that he’s the guy who popped my cher­ry?

–72nd & 1st

Over­heard by: tomas

Ghet­to girl: If you got fin­ger-popped, you ain’t no vir­gin.

–Down­town 6 Train

Over­heard by: Jake M

Teen boy on cell: Of course I don’t have any kids! Girl, you know I’m pure–like wa­ter in Africa.

–Man­hat­tan Ave & 123rd St.

Over­heard by: Cre­ative­Bun­ny

His­pan­ic girl, loud­ly to a group of friends : I mean, I’m still a vir­gin and I have three STDs!

–Ave C