Sec­re­tary: What are you do­ing for Thanks­giv­ing?
Nurse: My hus­band and I are go­ing to North Car­oli­na to vis­it his fam­i­ly. Why? What are you do­ing? Do you want to come with us?
Sec­re­tary: No. I can’t. I don’t have a pass­port.
Nurse: Uh.

–NYU Can­cer Cen­ter

Over­heard by: Des­tiny Traphofn­er