Frat boy: You know what I should get you for your birth­day?
Girl­friend: What?
Frat boy: A fun­nel.
Girl­friend: A fun­nel?
Frat boy: Yeah, a fun­nel. So you can piss in a cor­ner.
Girl­friend: I could al­so use it to fun­nel beer!
Frat boy: You’d have to wash it first.

–Star­bucks, As­tor Place