Dude #1: I had a dream that we got to hang out back­stage with Metal­li­ca af­ter the con­cert on Sat­ur­day.
Dude #2: That would be fuck­ing awe­some.
Dude #1: We would to­tal­ly get laid.
Dude #2: By Metal­li­ca?
Dude #1: I’d do it.

–N Train

Over­heard by: Mr. Bobo