Excited little girl to friend: Hey! Wanna see my room? It’s really cool! I got a bed!

–Whole Foods, Tribeca

Three-year-old girl, excitedly pointing at picture on store front: Look mommy, it’s Buddha! It’s Buddha!

–Ave B b/w 3^rd & 4^th

Overheard by: EVgirl

Young girl to father: Only 1,486 days until I’m 18 and then I can do whatever the heck I want.

–E 78^th St & 3^rd Ave

Overheard by: Brandon F

4‑year-old girl to father trying to board overcrowded train: Jesus, we should have taken the bus! I told you we should have taken the bus.

–Uptown 4 Train

Overheard by: kdice

Five-year-old son to father who just dropped BlackBerry: What the hell just happened here?

–Great Lawn, Central Park

Four-year-old girl: I’mma hustla! I’mma, I’mma hustla!

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: Nina