Drunk gay col­lege stu­dent, see­ing drag queens cross­ing the street: Yay! Hal­loween! I love Hal­loween!
Drunk col­lege friend: Oh my god! I love your cos­tumes!
Drag queen, an­gri­ly: It ain’t Hal­loween, bitch! This is every day!

–18th & 8th