Male suit: Sweet! They’re get­ting me a new Black­Ber­ry!
Fe­male suit: Can I have your old one? You just got it.
Male suit: Eh, the mid­dle but­ton is bro­ken. I may have to send it in.
Fe­male suit: Your mid­dle but­ton is bro­ken. You pee your pants when I touch it. That does­n’t mean I don’t want you.

–F Train

Over­heard by: Kel­lz