Cashier #1, hold­ing black de­flat­ed bal­loon-thing: Dis thing don’t work, I been blowin’ it, but it don’t blow.
Cashier #2: It ain’t blow? You try to poke it? Wha’ hap­pen when you pokin it ?
Cashier #1: I just been tryin’ to stick it in, and it ain’t work.

–Du­ane Ready

Over­heard by: I Love Du­ane Reed