Lit­tle girl: Mom­my! Mom­my! How many times have I asked you for a broth­er?
Moth­er to friend: Yeah, she’s been bug­gin’ me about hav­ing a boy.
Lit­tle girl: Yeah! And we can name him David!
Moth­er: David? David? Hooooo, girl! Hell no!

–Stat­en Is­land Fer­ry