Evangelist outside gym: You want to be a macho man? Look at Jesus!
–Broadway & Prince
Street evangelist on microphone: Y’all ever see two female pigeons in bed together?
Very agitated priest: Jesus was a zygote once – what if Mary aborted him?
–St. Luke’s Church, Whitestone
Crazy subway evangelist: If god could make me a good crackhead, you best believe he could make me a good preacher.
Overheard by: Giggling at crack
Preacher: And that’s why your religion is null and void.
Overheard by: Alfie
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