Girl #1, holding bottle of water: Do you think this water is bad?
Girl #2: How long have you had it for?
Girl #1: I don’t know, I found it in my freezer.
Girl #2: No, it’s probably good, freezing things keep them fresh.

–9th St & Ave A

Headline by: Nick Pollotta

Runners-Up:
· “.… According to the Jeffrey Dahmer Cookbook” — the amoeba
· “As I Learned at Grave-Digging Camp” — Muse on the Loose
· “But Just to Be Safe, I Would Boil It” — Max Million
· “Every Night I Put My Pussy on Ice” — DickintheHandisWorthTwoBushes
· “Just Ask Walt Disney’s Head” — PeterG
· “Just Look What It Does for Nipples!” — Nick Pollotta
· “Water, Sperm, Human Hearts…” — loves fresh sperm, personally

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