Woman: Yeah, he was a “client”.
Man #1: The Pope?
Woman: Yeah! Lots of times.
Man #2: Oops…no, I’m not say­ing it…I’m go­ing to hell.
Woman: What? No, now you got­ta tell me.
Man #2: Uh, was he good?…you know…with the Parkinson’s…sorta like a built-in vi­bra­tor. Did he have the Michael J. Fox thing go­ing on? BVVVVT!
Man #1: Oh no!
Woman: Oh my God! You are go­ing to hell.
Man #2: And you’re not? You fucked the Pope!

–Tot­tenville, Stat­en Is­land