Crazy hobo to man trying to ignore him: Did you know that Chinese has over 50,000 dialects?
Uninterested man: Wow, that’s a lot…
Crazy hobo: And there are 18 provinces in Canada, not 4!
Uninterested man: You don’t say…
(very long pause)
Crazy hobo: So, what kind of medication are you on?

–Starbucks, Times Square

Overheard by: Pete