Guy #1: Yesterday I made some Valentines for my coworkers, and I made up little poems to go in them, to make them extra personal.
Guy #2: Like what?
Guy #1: “Roses are red, violets are blue, your cat chewed on my dick for a little bit, but I didn’t know how to tell you.“
Guy #2: Did you get any Valentines back?
Guy #1: No.
Overheard by: Emily Kidd