Girl on phone: Did he actually try to kill you, or is this like the time at the supermarket when you thought the cashier was coming onto you because he touched your hand giving you change?
HR person: I don’t want to whack her until I have to. But I probably will.
Little boy to mom: Mommy, what does it feel like to die?
–7th & Carroll, Park Slope
Well-dressed man on cell: I know, we need to make sure that none of them live.
–8th St & Broadway
Seven-year-old girl to mom, after being scolded: I’m going to kill you.
Long Island woman: Well, sure, it’s a great place if you want to be raped and murdered every day.
Overheard by: Cori