Puzzled guy on cell: What kind of girl calls you a “cuddly wuddly bear” and doesn’t go out with you?

–The Village

Overheard by: Greene

Hobo: Hey there, folks! I’m Yogi Bear! Have you seen Ranger Rick?

–Gray’s Papaya

Overheard by: Zach

Woman on cell: I’m glad the evil bear didn’t kill you in your sleep!

–113th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle

Drunk girl to sober companion: Oh my god, I saw this dog the other day. It was a bear!

–Tick-Tock Diner

Outraged girl on cell: She’s anti-polar bear?

–NYU Campus

Overheard by: nina