Girl: Would you be mad if I be­came a dom­i­na­trix? It’s not like I’d let the guys go down on me. It’s a bet­ter op­tion than pros­ti­tu­tion.
Guy: Or you could just *not* do sex work, since you have a PhD.

–St. John’s Place, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Eaves­drop­per has be­come eaves­droppee!