Small giggly daughter: Daddy, do lions drink soda?
Father: Yes.
Small giggly daughter: Daddy, lions don’t drink soda!
Father: No, they don’t. Soda’s bad for you…don’t you know that, sweetie?
–D Train
Overheard by: Caitlin
Headline by: Emily Leonard
Runners-Up:
· “Children Get Confused When Their Daddies Are Always Lion” — Matt Wozniski
· “Fanta Bad…Antelope Good” — Edmond “The Lurch” Kida
· “Here, Hold on to Daddy’s Cigarettes Like a Good Little Girl” — Katoe
· “Mastering Her Psychic Powers, Little Susie Soon Ruled the World” — Nick Pollotta
· “Nick Pollotta’s Got This Rigged” — psh
· “There Goes the Narnia Product Placement Deal” — Baby
· “This Would Be Funny If He Didn’t Have Alzheimer’s” — Muse on the Loose
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