Crazy old man: Was I fuck­ing talk­ing to you?
Young hood­ie: Yo man, you need to calm down.
Crazy old man: Don’t you fuck­ing talk to me!
Young hood­ie: Step off son, step off.
Old guy, a few seats over: Hey! (points at both men, who stop and stare) Chilly willy every­body, chilly willy.

–C Train

Over­heard by: Mr. Nightin­gale