Drunk mid­dle aged lawyer: Okay, okay, here’s one…what’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween an epilep­tic oys­ter shuck­er and a pros­ti­tute with di­ar­rhea?
Sober man: I’m afraid to ask.
Drunk mid­dle aged lawyer: One shucks be­tween fits! Haw haw haw haw. (stum­bles off).
Sober man to puz­zled-look­ing woman: I’ll ex­plain it to you lat­er.

–Alum­ni Cock­tail Par­ty, Brook­lyn Law School

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry