Mom to over­ac­tive five-year-old: No, they can’t put choco­late sprin­kles on yo’ taco!
Over­ac­tive five-year-old, singing: Choco­late, choco­late, what a won­der­ful thing! Choco­late, choco­late, what a won­der­ful thing!

–Long Is­land City

Over­heard by: as­to­ria mets fan