Girl: It’s so good to see you! I’m so glad you’re coming to the party!
Guy #1: Me too! I’m excited.
Girl: But we should warn you–there’s a very good chance this could turn into an orgy.
Guy #2: Not to put any pressure on you.
Guy #1: I mean, that’s awesome. I’ve never been to an orgy before.

–NJ Transit

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